Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The gloves are here ...

PC Tony dropped by the station today to drop off the boxing gloves that his uncle, Jake LaMotta signed for Winterfest.

Also today I had the opportunity to interview Jake. We talked about his career, and boxing today. There were things that I wanted to ask, but we never got there. Oh well.

If you'd like the opportunity to own the glove below, buy a raffle ticket at a local drinking establishment or buy a ticket to see Rocky III this Saturday at the Palace Theatre as part of the Winterfest fun.

Extreme Kudos to PC Tony for all he's done.

Much love and more later.

Valentines Day cards that weren't

Thanks to Henry Fischer for the following list of Valentines Day cards that Hallmark rejected.


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkbut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so rightI just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of classespecially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famishedBut now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

4. Through all the things that came to passOur love has grown but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey and you're a cutieI just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or cornySo, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blisterYou should check out the one that I gave to your sister!